| Vol. 9  No. 15 Pick Hits 
Off The Record  
Lisa Marie Presley 
To Whom it May Concern
 
She's got the toughest act 
in history to follow, but Lisa Marie has a genuinely great voice that falls 
somewhere between 
Tanya Tucker and Cher.  
Lights Out, the first single, is a descendant of Cher's great cover of Walking 
in Memphis. Opener S.O.B., and So Lovely all have actual memorable hooks. 
Tabloids will of course have a field day with some of the oblique lyrical 
references to both 
Michael Jackson and Nicolas Cage.  In many ways, To Whom It May Concern reveals 
Lisa Marie Presley, the entertainer, to be as nondescript as her dad was. 
Nothing here is remotely cringe-worthy. It's a small favor but we should be 
grateful for all we get these days. 
  
At The Movies  
Anger Management 
After a misunderstanding 
aboard an airplane that escalates out of control, the mild-mannered Dave Buznik 
(Adam Sandler) is 
ordered by a Judge to attend anger management sessions run by Doctor Buddy 
Rydell (Jack Nicholson), which are filled with highly eccentric and volatile men 
and women. Buddy’s unorthodox approach to therapy is confrontational and 
abrasive and Dave is bewildered by it. Then, after yet another mishap, Judge 
Daniels orders Dave to step up his therapy or wind up in jail. So, Buddy moves 
in with Dave to help him battle his inner demons.  This film will definitely 
transform Sandler back to his Happy Gilmore God status. 
  
On Video 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of 
Secrets 
Cars fly, trees fight back 
and a mysterious elf comes to warn Harry Potter of danger all at the start of 
the second year of his amazing journey into the world of wizardry. This year at 
Hogwarts, spiders talk, letters scold and Harry's own unsettling ability to 
speak to snakes turns his friends against him. From dueling clubs to rogue 
Bludgers, it's a year of adventure and danger when bloody writing on a wall 
announces The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. To save Hogwarts will require 
all of Harry, Ron and Hermione's magical abilities and courage in this 
spellbinding adaptation of 
J.K. Rowling's second book. 
Get ready to be amused and petrified as Harry Potter shows he's more than a 
wizard, he's a hero. Fast moving, involving story with enough action for kids of 
all ages. 
The Buzz...
 
  
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    STONE COLD SETBACK |  
Stone Cold Steve Austin 
went into his match with The Rock at WrestleMania knowing it could very 
well be his final match ever. At this point, Austin may be looking at retirement 
from his in-ring career due to a neck injury. As used in the promo that got him 
"fired" last week on Raw, Steve Austin did indeed spend the night before 
WrestleMania XIX in the hospital. Austin is expected to remain as a character on 
Raw in some non-wrestling role to threaten Eric Bischoff's reign as GM. 
  
Now that she's been declared 
cancer-free, Sharon Osbourne is concentrating on her next battle: the 
launch of her syndicated one-hour national chatter, The Sharon Osbourne Show, 
which is slated to hit the small screen this fall. 
  
Daredevil beauty Jennifer 
Garner has separated from her husband of three years Scott Foley. 
  
The 
2003 Juno Awards belonged to Avril Lavigne. The new comer cleaned up 
taking home four trophies including: Best New Artist, Album of the Year, Best 
Pop Album, as well as the Best single award for Complicated. 
  
Penelope Cruz 
is suing an Australian magazine for defamation over an article it published. The 
action relates to a story the magazine published about Cruz and 
Tom Cruise, 
whom she's been dating since summer 2001.  
  
Actor 
Jason Mewes 
(Jay from Jay and Silent Bob) will be the subject of an HBO documentary about 
his heroin addiction. The New York Post says Mewes' personal manager is 
producing the show called Rock Bottom. 
  
Foo Fighters 
frontman Dave 
Grohl has laid 
down the drum tracks for the new Killing Joke album, tentatively titled 
Axis of Evil. 
  
Before his third solo album, Chicken & Beer, drops later this year, we'll 
hear Ludacris on the majority of the 2 Fast 2 Furious soundtrack, due May 
20. The mouth of the South has the lead single, Act a Fool. 
  
Disney will begin testing 
its long-awaited video on demand service, dubbed Movie Beam, later this fall. 
Unlike current video on demand services, which send movie files over the 
Internet, Disney's system will use the same broadcast spectrum the company uses 
to send its ABC Television network to homes. 
  
Deftones 
will embark on a "guerilla-style" club tour in May to support their self-titled 
fourth album, due May 20 through Maverick Records. All shows will be announced 
the day before they're played. 
  
Staind's 
upcoming album, 14 Shades of Grey, will include a limited-edition bonus DVD disc 
with footage of the band from throughout its career. The disc is due May 20 and 
will be preceded by the single Price to Play. 
  
J. K. Rowling 
persuaded a Dutch court to halt the publication of a popular Russian children's 
book about a girl magician titled Tanya Grotter. Rowling says Grotter's writer 
ripped off her mega-selling series, Harry Potter.  
  
An online betting site has 
shut down wagers on 
Survivor: The Amazon's battle of the sexes, claiming four CBS employees were 
discovered placing money on the series.  
  
Steve Buscemi, 
known for his shady roles in flicks like Fargo, Con Air and Reservoir Dogs, is 
in negotiations to star as a recurring character for the upcoming fifth, and 
possibly sixth season of HBO's 
The Sopranos.  
  
Hearts and Minds, a drama set in the world of 
military intelligence, is in the works for HBO by writer and television academy 
chairman Bryce Zabel.  
  
Korn, Limp Bizkit, Sum 41 and
Avril Lavigne have signed on to take part in MTV's Metallica 
mtvICON special. The event, to be broadcast May 6, will find artists performing 
Metallica's songs and saluting the group's influential career. Metallica will 
perform during the finale of the taping. 
  
Former 
Neurotica 
frontman Kelly 
Shaefer has 
reportedly tried out for the 
Drowning Pool 
singer slot left vacant by the death of 
Dave Williams. 
  
WWE's WrestleMania 19 buyrate 
was 35%-40% below what the WWE originally expected. The WWE was hoping for 
850,000 buys, but in the end the much hyped Vince McMahon vs 
Hulk Hogan 
street fight failed to make a significant impact in the ratings. 
  
Pantera 
guitarist Dimebag 
Darrell's book, 
Riffer Madness, a collection of the lessons the axeman wrote for Guitar World 
magazine, has been published by Warner Brothers Publications.  
  
Beethoven's 
final manuscript of the Ninth Symphony, marked with the composer's revisions and 
insults to the copyist who produced it, could fetch up to $4.6 million at a sale 
in London next month.  
  
Luciano Pavarotti 
and Bono 
will share the stage in a May 27 benefit concert in Modena, northern Italy, the 
Italian tenor's home town, to help Iraqi war refugees.  
  
Queen Latifah 
will reign as host of this year's VH1 Divas concert, which will feature 
performances from 
Mary J. Blige,
Jewel 
and Chaka Khan.
 
  
Beau Bridges' 
star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was unveiled, right next to stars for his 
younger brother, Jeff Bridges, and his father, Lloyd Bridges.
 
  
The movie offers have come 
in, along with proposals for book deals, as companies jockey to cash in on the 
dramatic rescue of former POW Army Pfc. 
Jessica Lynch. 
  
Japanese game manufacturer
Nintendo Co. lowered 
its earnings forecast for the recently ended fiscal year, citing slower than 
expected sales of its GameCube console.  
  
The ABC reality show 
The Bachelor, now featuring 
tire scion Andrew Firestone, finished an unspectacular 34th place in its 
third-season premiere. 
  
Britney Spears' 
problems from her ill-fated eatery Nyla, plauged by dismal reviews and 
disappointed diners, has stiffed creditors to the tune of more than $350,000 in 
unpaid bills.  
  
A contestant and two 
audience members from an episode of 
Who Wants to Be a 
Millionaire were found guilty in a 
London court of cheating 
their way to the jackpot by using a system of strategic coughs.  
  
Robin Williams 
will star in Lions Gate's feature film Final Cut from first-time writer-director
Omar Naim.  
  
Impact Pictures and 
Constantin Films will bring Tecmo's 
Dead or Alive fighting video 
game franchise to the big screen in association with Mindfire Entertainment. 
Impact concurrently has video game-to-movie titles Driver and Resident Evil 2 in 
the works.  
  
Rap star 
50 Cent 
has inked a label deal with Interscope Records. Under the terms of the deal, 50 
Cent will sign and develop artists under the imprint G-Unit Records. 
  
Seth Green 
has joined the cast of Warner Bros. Pictures' Scooby-Doo 2 for director Raja 
Gosnell.  
  
Britney Spears 
continues to plug away at her upcoming album. Her label, Jive, estimates that 
she should be done recording in mid-May, at which point they'll set a release 
date. 
  
Hip-O Records has reissued 
the remainder of the Mötley Crüe catalog. Most of the new CD's will 
contain one or two new bonus songs that where not released when the catalog was 
issued by Beyond Records. |